I'm not sure if you reading this have had a nosebleed, but if you have you'll understand this article. Nosebleeds are disgusting and annoying and shouldn't be a thing that happens, but it does. So you're going to blow your nose and your nose decides it was too hard? NOSEBLEED. Have a vitamin defiency? NOSEBLEED. Finally forgot the last time you got a nosebleed. Well sorry, NOSEBLEED.
It's like a waste of time, energy, and space. And it always happens at the worst time. One time I was sitting in the middle of the front row of a movie theater and suddenly, guess what, NOSEBLEED. Luckily I was with someone, and they got me tissues, but like am I supposed to walk, blood and all, over to get some tissues? And not leave blood all over the theater? And walk into the lobby to go to the bathroom?
I also had one while I was trying to get online schoolwork done. That wasn't too disasterous, I just put my head back on a pillow for a couple of minutes. I also had one during an online class. That also wasn't too bad, the teacher wasn't teaching us anything anyway. But a world without nosebleeds would be amazing.
Sincerely,
Someone who gets far too many nosebleeds.