Why monstera's shouldn't have a place on this planet

Monstera's trigger trypophobia, and shouldn't have to frighten people with it. It could be traumatizing, and although i can't just say they shouldn't exist, they shouldn't be household plants. You can't avoid something at a friends house, or your parents house, so why should you have to suffer with it?

Also they have holes in them and look super unhealthy. I know it is healthy, but it makes you think, "If it dies is it because of the holes?" Also where do these holes come from, and WHY are they healthy? What benefit do they provide to the plant? It seems like they just hurt the plant.

On another, more serious, note, they also are tropical which means they don't know when to be watered. They are painfully hard to water. This is because they are tropical, which means they don't know when they need attention and when they don't. Every day that make that decision, "Am I dry enough to be watered today." It must be a very hard decision to make, because my sister has had one for 2 weeks and a couple of leaves have already died.

Sincerely,

A brother of two monstera obsessed sisters

Edit: I was wrong about them not knowing when to be watered. One of the monstera obsessed sisters found this website and lectured me about how amazing monstera's are. She also wanted me to say she has a vivid and alive vine, and one sister has forgot to water it for a week (although to be fair she's always asleep).